“Tricks”

It never ceases to amaze me what women go through to feel beautiful.

6 am NYC wake up call.

It is now 9:30 pm and for the past hour I have been standing nearly naked in the bathtub of Paris Hilton’s former bronzer who is now calling Chicago home.

The Heiresse’s loss is KZ’s gain.

Jessica does an amazing job, and her apartment is much warmer than any spa or tanning salon I’ve ever been… but the fact remains that **spray tan** is a kind way of saying “I’m going to blast you with a cool mist.”

With a birthday next week and the “clock ticking” I refuse to go to a tanning bed or lay in the sun- and with the new glow I will look like i’m fresh off Diddy’s St. Tropez yacht – when the reality is that it’s starting to snow and I haven’t seen the sun in weeks.

http://www.goldentouchtan.com is Jessica’s website- and her resume is impressive. Chi-town friends- consider it. Not only is it safe, but I swear it’s got a magical slimming effect.

Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s time for bed- I’m meeting my trainer at 5 am…

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