Real Talk, Fake Booty

Tara Flocco is one of my favorite homegirls. Just when you think you know her, she comes at you with some new detail about her life that blows your mind.

We had a date for drinks and met at Barcito, two hours later we were joined by more of our lady crew and called it an early night.

After Saturday I am convinced we are close to the same person. We even showed up in almost the exact same outfit (but would never ask “What are you wearing” because we hate when girls ask that question).

Policy, me and T Flo at Barcito.

Policy and I had a killer spin workout at Flywheel Spin earlier that morning and then brunch with Kim. At brunch Policy presented me with my (belated) birthday gift- butt pad underwear.

Seriously.

She had seen them on The Today Show and felt I could use some junk in the trunk, so I wore them out Saturday.

Other than the fact that my butt felt fake (if you touched it)…it looked pretty ass-tastic. Who cares if it’s fake advertising…especially if the merchandise isn’t for sale.

 

 

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