Dating Advice part deux

I rarely check the messages on my Kelli Zink Facebook profile page, but when I do I should be drinking a lot more than a Dos Equis- cause they can be KRAZY.

While they range from creepy to rude and even illegible- here is one of the funnier messages I’ve gotten in a while:

 

  • Hey, you keep poping up on my screen as someone I might know. I don’t, but you are a sagittarius. Which is awesome. Fine. Let’s date….I just need my space. If you can handle that, message me back.

FYI- the name he signed the note with didn’t match the one on his profile. But sure, stranger I’ve never met…take all the space you’d like.

Guys…most of you know that messages like these are some of the best ways to never get laid again.

What weird messages have ya’ll gotten? Leave ’em in the comments area and I’ll post the best.

 

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